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Jail. Prison. Mental Institution. Insanity. Your Wifey and My Cocaine.

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  • Author: Edward Joseph Ellis
  • Author: Vincent Joseph Allen
  • Author: Joseph Anthony Alizio Jr.
  • Status: Public
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15. Jail. Prison. Mental Institution.

Insanity. Your Wifey and My Cocaine.

Na. Na. Na. I Dont Give Up On Myself Hoe.

Publication Date:

Dec 25 2013

American: 25.67

Createspace.

Page Count:

    582

Binding Type:

    US Trade Paper

Trim Size:

    8.5" x 11"

Related Categories:

Biography & Autobiography / General

ISBN 10:           1494799855

ISBN 13:       9781494799854

AMAZON ASIN: B00HIMY6US

"WHEN PAUL MEANS RAOUL

TO AN ILLITERATE

PACK OF NI GG A. MOUTHS."

YES. THIS IS FUNNY.

DUDE. YOU MAY HAVE LEGALLY

JUST CHANGED YOUR NAME AGAIN.

LOOK FOR "NI GG A."

IN THE NEW SPELLINGS THERE.

"HAA HAAA HAAAAA!"

MY BIG DEBBIE MCQUILLIANS LAUGHS

ALONG WITH

HER SISTER BIG BETSEY BOOBIES GIRL.

A PASTY WHITE

"FAKE RASCIST BUT VERY MOUTHY"

FELLA

WITH HIS

NEW PEPPER RICAN NAME TAGS.

SO I CALL HIM A JEW TO BE FUNNY.

and THEN...

OH KEEP ON FUCKING WITH ME...

OH IT WAS COMING...YES...

"SHUT UP PAUL YOU FUCKING SPIC."

IS WHAT I REALLY SAID NEXT.

"WHEN PAUL MEANS RAOUL

TO AN ILLITERATE

PACK OF NI GG A. MOUTHS."

Paused.

"No. He Wasnt Even The Real Bricklayer. I Was."

INSIDE UNDERSTANDING HERE:

MY NAME IS JOSEPH

NOT EVER NEVER PAUL

ON THIS ONE HERE HOE S.

I AM (MA) THE REAL JOSEPH BRADFORD.

and SO NOW THIS...

YOU THE NI GG A.

FAKE MR. TOUGH-GUY BRICK LAYER.

"FAKE KILLER OF YOUNG JOSEPH."

I WENT ON A JOB WITH HIM...

AS A HELPER WORKER...

SO I THOUGHT...

"I REALLY WAS THE BOSS.

'THIS LITTLE FAYYGOTT

THINKS THAT HE IS STEALING MY NAME'

I AM NOT SAYING ANYTHING...

I HAVE CARDS

THAT I AM NOT ABOUT TO GIVE AWAY HERE...

YOU SEE!?"

BUT SO...NO...

THERE IS NO JOB WITH THIS HEROIN JUNKIE.

THIS NI GG A.

JUST ALWAYS REALLY

THINKS THAT HE CAN KILL ME...

SO ANYWAYS...

HE IS JUST

SITTING THERE SIPPING HIS COFFEE...

NO. IT LOOKS LIKE

WATERY WEIRD COFFEE ANYWAYS.

SO I SAY: "OKAY.

SO WHAT DO WE DO HERE FIRST."

I AM ALWAYS ENERGETIC WITH MYSELF.

and NI GG A. PAUL B. RADFORD

SAYS TO ME:

"THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE END FOR YOU KID."

and I WAS SHOT.

I FELT A HOT BURNING SENSATION...

ON MY LEFT SIDE AS WELL.

and

I SPUN MYSELF AROUND...

"OH NO YOU DONT.

NO PROBLEMS HERE LITTLE MANS...

I NEVER FUCKING DIE...

and YOU SHALL BE TORTURED FOR FOREVER..."

LET ME KNOW

WHEN THIS FINALLY

SEEMS LIKE FOREVER

FOR YOU HERE DUDE.

I AM 47 YEARS OLD NOW DUDE.

YOU DEAD

MURDERED gRAPED FUCKING DUDE YOU.

"No. He Wasnt Even The Real Bricklayer. I Was."

Paused.

THIS PLACE IS HOT...

BUT IT IS VERY COOL OUTSIDE...

I FUCKING HATE IT.

I GO OUTSIDE TO CHILL.

YES LITERALLY...

WITH MY DIET COKE IN HAND...

and NOW IT IS RAINING POURING O U T .

AT AN ANGLE TOWARDS ME.

SO HERE I AM...ONCE AGAIN.

"ONE STRANGE

WAVING ARMS GUY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

PROBABLY TRYING TO SIGNAL HIS SPACE CRAFT

WITH HIS

'MOSTLY' INVISIBLE TIN FOIL HELMET AGAIN."

ONE SMARTASS WITH HIS

PEARL WHITE PLATINUM SPECIAL EDITION TRUCK.

>>> FUCK YOU. FUCK YOUR WELFARE.

Paused.

GEORGEY GOD BUSH

WITH HIS WEATHER BALLOONS AGAIN.

THIRD OF JULY CANCELLATIONS.

"THIS CUNTFACE JUST NEVER LEARNS."

Paused.

YES. I AM READING

A FEW SCRIPTS RIGHT NOW MYSELF.

SHUTUPYOUH0MOFUCKEDFACE.

Paused.

twitpic . com

i forgot that i have problems there.

THEY ARE BLOCKING MY BOOK COVERS.

THEY CANT FIGURE OUT MY EMAIL.

>>> SARCASTIC NI GG AS.

I AM BLOCKED FROM THE WEBSITE.

SIX MORE LONG YEARS.

I CAN SEE

THAT THE HILL-BILLY NI GG AS.

HAVE REALLY CHANGED ALOT.

RE: TWITPIC . COM

I PUBLISH TWENTY-FOUR BOOKS.

and YOU "NIGGA"

ALL DAY LONG AS A VERB.

THEY LOVE TO BE CLOSET ABUSIVE.

I SEE THEM ALL DAY LONG:

 NOT A FUCKING WORD TO MY FACE.

>>> YOU DEAD FUCKING PUSSIES.

Paused.

President Brack Obama

Speaks On His Fancy Dessert Choices.

"It Sho Nuff Aint Been Yo Ugly Off-White Mommas..."

Paused.

MOVIES

WHERE THE MAIN CHARACTER IS A CUNT?

OH OKAY THEN...

"GEORGEY W. BUSH'S

NOMINATION ACCEPTANCE SPEECHES."

ALL PUT INTO

"ONE GOOD HEROIN LOVERS BATCH"

YES. ALL PUT TO GOOD FILM USE.

"NARRATED BY ME. YES."

LETS ALL WATCH

THE CUNT WHO "STOLE THIS SHOW"

To Be Continued.

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