15. Jail. Prison. Mental Institution.
Insanity. Your Wifey and My Cocaine.
Na. Na. Na. I Dont Give Up On Myself Hoe.
Publication Date:
Dec 25 2013
American: 25.67
Createspace.
Page Count:
582
Binding Type:
US Trade Paper
Trim Size:
8.5" x 11"
Related Categories:
Biography & Autobiography / General
ISBN 10: 1494799855
ISBN 13: 9781494799854
AMAZON ASIN: B00HIMY6US
"WHEN PAUL MEANS RAOUL
TO AN ILLITERATE
PACK OF NI GG A. MOUTHS."
YES. THIS IS FUNNY.
DUDE. YOU MAY HAVE LEGALLY
JUST CHANGED YOUR NAME AGAIN.
LOOK FOR "NI GG A."
IN THE NEW SPELLINGS THERE.
"HAA HAAA HAAAAA!"
MY BIG DEBBIE MCQUILLIANS LAUGHS
ALONG WITH
HER SISTER BIG BETSEY BOOBIES GIRL.
A PASTY WHITE
"FAKE RASCIST BUT VERY MOUTHY"
FELLA
WITH HIS
NEW PEPPER RICAN NAME TAGS.
SO I CALL HIM A JEW TO BE FUNNY.
and THEN...
OH KEEP ON FUCKING WITH ME...
OH IT WAS COMING...YES...
"SHUT UP PAUL YOU FUCKING SPIC."
IS WHAT I REALLY SAID NEXT.
"WHEN PAUL MEANS RAOUL
TO AN ILLITERATE
PACK OF NI GG A. MOUTHS."
Paused.
"No. He Wasnt Even The Real Bricklayer. I Was."
INSIDE UNDERSTANDING HERE:
MY NAME IS JOSEPH
NOT EVER NEVER PAUL
ON THIS ONE HERE HOE S.
I AM (MA) THE REAL JOSEPH BRADFORD.
and SO NOW THIS...
YOU THE NI GG A.
FAKE MR. TOUGH-GUY BRICK LAYER.
"FAKE KILLER OF YOUNG JOSEPH."
I WENT ON A JOB WITH HIM...
AS A HELPER WORKER...
SO I THOUGHT...
"I REALLY WAS THE BOSS.
'THIS LITTLE FAYYGOTT
THINKS THAT HE IS STEALING MY NAME'
I AM NOT SAYING ANYTHING...
I HAVE CARDS
THAT I AM NOT ABOUT TO GIVE AWAY HERE...
YOU SEE!"
BUT SO...NO...
THERE IS NO JOB WITH THIS HEROIN JUNKIE.
THIS NI GG A.
JUST ALWAYS REALLY
THINKS THAT HE CAN KILL ME...
SO ANYWAYS...
HE IS JUST
SITTING THERE SIPPING HIS COFFEE...
NO. IT LOOKS LIKE
WATERY WEIRD COFFEE ANYWAYS.
SO I SAY: "OKAY.
SO WHAT DO WE DO HERE FIRST."
I AM ALWAYS ENERGETIC WITH MYSELF.
and NI GG A. PAUL B. RADFORD
SAYS TO ME:
"THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE END FOR YOU KID."
and I WAS SHOT.
I FELT A HOT BURNING SENSATION...
ON MY LEFT SIDE AS WELL.
and
I SPUN MYSELF AROUND...
"OH NO YOU DONT.
NO PROBLEMS HERE LITTLE MANS...
I NEVER FUCKING DIE...
and YOU SHALL BE TORTURED FOR FOREVER..."
LET ME KNOW
WHEN THIS FINALLY
SEEMS LIKE FOREVER
FOR YOU HERE DUDE.
I AM 47 YEARS OLD NOW DUDE.
YOU DEAD
MURDERED gRAPED FUCKING DUDE YOU.
"No. He Wasnt Even The Real Bricklayer. I Was."
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THIS PLACE IS HOT...
BUT IT IS VERY COOL OUTSIDE...
I FUCKING HATE IT.
I GO OUTSIDE TO CHILL.
YES LITERALLY...
WITH MY DIET COKE IN HAND...
and NOW IT IS RAINING POURING O U T .
AT AN ANGLE TOWARDS ME.
SO HERE I AM...ONCE AGAIN.
"ONE STRANGE
WAVING ARMS GUY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
PROBABLY TRYING TO SIGNAL HIS SPACE CRAFT
WITH HIS
'MOSTLY' INVISIBLE TIN FOIL HELMET AGAIN."
ONE SMARTASS WITH HIS
PEARL WHITE PLATINUM SPECIAL EDITION TRUCK.
>>> FUCK YOU. FUCK YOUR WELFARE.
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GEORGEY GOD BUSH
WITH HIS WEATHER BALLOONS AGAIN.
THIRD OF JULY CANCELLATIONS.
"THIS CUNTFACE JUST NEVER LEARNS."
Paused.
YES. I AM READING
A FEW SCRIPTS RIGHT NOW MYSELF.
SHUTUPYOUH0MOFUCKEDFACE.
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twitpic . com
i forgot that i have problems there.
THEY ARE BLOCKING MY BOOK COVERS.
THEY CANT FIGURE OUT MY EMAIL.
>>> SARCASTIC NI GG AS.
I AM BLOCKED FROM THE WEBSITE.
SIX MORE LONG YEARS.
I CAN SEE
THAT THE HILL-BILLY NI GG AS.
HAVE REALLY CHANGED ALOT.
RE: TWITPIC . COM
I PUBLISH TWENTY-FOUR BOOKS.
and YOU "NIGGA"
ALL DAY LONG AS A VERB.
THEY LOVE TO BE CLOSET ABUSIVE.
I SEE THEM ALL DAY LONG:
NOT A FUCKING WORD TO MY FACE.
>>> YOU DEAD FUCKING PUSSIES.
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President Brack Obama
Speaks On His Fancy Dessert Choices.
"It Sho Nuff Aint Been Yo Ugly Off-White Mommas..."
Paused.
MOVIES
WHERE THE MAIN CHARACTER IS A CUNT
OH OKAY THEN...
"GEORGEY W. BUSH'S
NOMINATION ACCEPTANCE SPEECHES."
ALL PUT INTO
"ONE GOOD HEROIN LOVERS BATCH"
YES. ALL PUT TO GOOD FILM USE.
"NARRATED BY ME. YES."
LETS ALL WATCH
THE CUNT WHO "STOLE THIS SHOW"
To Be Continued.