7. Joseph. Good Friday. I Was Shot In My Head.
Young Joseph.
(My Uncles Are Going To Kill Them For Me.)
ISBN-13: 978-1492733102 (CreateSpace-Assigned)
ISBN-10: 1492733105
AMAZON ASIN: B00F96ENGW
THIRTY-TWO PUBLISHED BOOKS.
THIS IS MR. KING PIMP JOSEPH.
JOSEPH massa CHUSETTS
JOSEPH ANTHONY ALIZIO JR.
"HOW MANY ENGINES DO YOU SEE IN THIS VEHICLE
OKAY WELL THIS IS THE CORRECT ENGINE THEN.
YOU STUPID PRISON gRAPED FUCKING IDIOT YOU."
JUST LOOK UP THE FUCKING PART. YOU NI GG A.
THIEF. = MECHANIC
WHO RUNS O U T . TO "GRAB" YOUR VIN NUMBERS
OVER A SIMPLY QUESTION OR TWO FOR STARTERS.
THIS DUDE HAS
ILLEGAL PLANS FOR MY FUCKING VEHICLE.
D & E & B & E AUTO.
BREAKING and ENTERING AUTO REPAIRS.
TALL CUNT USED TO SAY:
"WELL I HAD TO START OFF SOMEWHERE."
YES. TRYING
TO STEAL MY VEHICLES ALL OVER MAINE.
and DOWN TO MY MASSACHUSETTS.
YOU HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD DUDE.
YES YOU FUCKING DO.
YOU ARE A CERTIFIED CHILD MOLESTER.
SO YES...
BREAKING and ENTERING AUTO REPAIRS.
SO YES...
THIS DUDE HAS
ILLEGAL PLANS FOR MY FUCKING VEHICLE.
I CAN PROVE THIS...
JUST LET ME GET A GOOD HOLD OF YOU.
SO OKAY THEN...
"WELL MAYBE IT WAS 'KNICKERBOCKER.'
UNTIL YOUR ILLITERATE
CUNT FUCKING MOUTH
GOT INVOLVED.
NOW ALL THIS IS...
IS YOU FUCKING 'NI GG A. LOVER!'.."
YES. THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME.
IDIOT CUNT MOUTH.
YOUR MR. 'BIG JOE BULLETS'
OF COURSE...
WELL...
HE THINKS THAT
ALL OF HIS SCENES ARE ALL BRAND NEW.
WELL NO.
SO. OKAY THEN. THE LAST TIME
THAT THE FAKE UPS DELIVERY MAN DELIVERED HERE.
REPEAT: THE TOUGH-GUY FAKE UPS DELIVERY GUY.
"WITH REAL FAKE FUCKING TATTOOS."
YES. HE WENT TO MY NEIGHBOR OF COURSE.
YES. INSTEAD OF GOING
TO MY CORRECT FUCKING ADDRESS.
508 COCHECO COURT.
EVERYONE ON EARTH
HAS SEEN THIS GOD-DAMNED FUCKING ADDRESS NOW.
"NOW JOEY WILL BLAME
ALL KINDS OF OTHER PEOPLE FOR OUR CUNTEDNESS."
NO. I SHALL NOT.
THIS WAS A WATER PUMP FOR MY MERCURY SABLE GS.
SO THAT I COULD SAVE MONEY ON THE PARTS.
YES FOR ME TO HAVE
THE. YOUR. THE TOWN OF D & E & B & E NI GG AS.
UP THE STREET
INSTALL THIS NEW WATER PUMP.
IT WAS THE WRONG WATER PUMP.
THIS NI GG A. WANTS TO PROVE
HOW IMPORTANT
HE LOOKING AT MY VIN CODE IS.
"NI GG A. FAKE DIPIETRO."
DIRTY LOOK. ANGRY ASSHOLE. CHEAP CUNT.
SKINNY HEROIN JUNKIE WITH GLASSES.
YES. TO COVER HIS EXTREMELY ILLEGAL NI GG A. ASS.
ALL OF YOU. MY WOMEN:
"HE PROBABLY HAS A NEW REGISTRATION FOR THIS CAR."
MY CAR. AS SOON AS I AM DEAD.
YES FROM WHAT I HAVE HEARD...
THIS IS MOST SURELY FUCKING CUNT FACED TRUE.
NO. I LIVE HERE ONE EARTH DUDE.
EITHER THIS IS FOR THE CORRECT ENGINE
OR NO THIS IS NOT.
YOU DEAD FUCKING CUNT YOU.
I HAVE ONLY ONE ENGINE IN MY VEHICLE.
"WHAT IS YOUR NI GG A.
FUCKING (FAKE) SARCASTIC CONFUSION AGAIN!"
Paused.
THIS ENTIRE SCAM.
"JOEY WILL TELL PEOPLE
THAT HIS DELIVERY WAS FUCKED UP."
BOTH. VERY MANY. TOO MANY SO FAR.
NO. I JUST SIT HERE.
I WRITE ABOUT THIS. YES.
I STAY HOME. I DO NOT DRINK.
I WILL SAY "VERY OFTEN..."
IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG TIME.
WHEN I HAVE A REASON TO...
WELL THEN MAYBE I WILL DRINK.
BUT SO ANYWAYS...
I AM DRUG FREE.
I AM EASILY DRUG FREE.
MR. SMARTASS WANTS ME
O U T THERE BAREFOOT
IN THE PARKING LOT
"LIKE YOU OBNOXIOUS NI GG AS. WOULD DO."
SCREAMING...
"FALSELY" ACCUSING
MY NEIGHBORS OF FUCKING MY LIFE UP.
NO. THIS HAS BEEN
STILL ALL...THE CUNT FACED YOU.
YOU ARE STILL THE CUNT FACE. YES.
I KNOW ALL OF YOUR SCAMS.
TWENTY-FOUR
PUBLISHED BOOKS WORTH SO FAR.
MIMICK HIM
LIKE THE POUTING WHINING LITTLE CUNT
THAT HE ALWAYS IS.
"OH DO YOU NEED JOEY TO DO THINGS!
OH DO YOU NEED JOEY TO SAY THINGS"
YOU NASTY LITTLE FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU.
OH OH OH
YOUR WIFEY
LOVE TO DO IT
FOR HER SPAGHETTIOS.
OH OH OH ITS PURE MAGIC...
YOUR DIRTY FEET LITTTLE WIFEY HOE
GONNA GET TO DO IT FOR HER SPAGHETTIOS.
OH OH OH ITS TRAILER TRASH MAGIC...
OH GIRL and YOU NOW...
HARD TO BELIEVE
THAT I JUST LET THAT .89 CENTS GO.
OH OH OH ITS TRAGIC...
YOUR STUPID LITTLE TRAILER TRASH LIFE...
OH OH OH ITS MAGIC...
OPENING YOUR SPAGHETTIOS
WITH A STOLEN DOLLAR STORE KNIFE...
OH OH OH OH...
To Be Continued.