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Joseph. Good Friday. I Was Shot In My Head.

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  • Author: Vincent Joseph Allen
  • Author: Edward Joseph Ellis
  • Author: Joseph Anthony Alizio Jr.
  • Status: Public
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7. Joseph. Good Friday. I Was Shot In My Head.

Young Joseph.

(My Uncles Are Going To Kill Them For Me.)

ISBN-13: 978-1492733102 (CreateSpace-Assigned)

ISBN-10: 1492733105

AMAZON ASIN: B00F96ENGW

THIRTY-TWO PUBLISHED BOOKS.

THIS IS MR. KING PIMP JOSEPH.

JOSEPH massa CHUSETTS

JOSEPH ANTHONY ALIZIO JR.

"HOW MANY ENGINES DO YOU SEE IN THIS VEHICLE?

OKAY WELL THIS IS THE CORRECT ENGINE THEN.

YOU STUPID PRISON gRAPED FUCKING IDIOT YOU."

JUST LOOK UP THE FUCKING PART. YOU NI GG A.

THIEF. = MECHANIC

WHO RUNS O U T . TO "GRAB" YOUR VIN NUMBERS

OVER A SIMPLY QUESTION OR TWO FOR STARTERS.

THIS DUDE HAS

ILLEGAL PLANS FOR MY FUCKING VEHICLE.

D & E & B & E AUTO.

BREAKING and ENTERING AUTO REPAIRS.

TALL CUNT USED TO SAY:

"WELL I HAD TO START OFF SOMEWHERE."

YES. TRYING

TO STEAL MY VEHICLES ALL OVER MAINE.

and DOWN TO MY MASSACHUSETTS.

YOU HAVE A CRIMINAL RECORD DUDE.

YES YOU FUCKING DO.

YOU ARE A CERTIFIED CHILD MOLESTER.

SO YES...

BREAKING and ENTERING AUTO REPAIRS.

SO YES...

THIS DUDE HAS

ILLEGAL PLANS FOR MY FUCKING VEHICLE.

I CAN PROVE THIS...

JUST LET ME GET A GOOD HOLD OF YOU.

SO OKAY THEN...

"WELL MAYBE IT WAS 'KNICKERBOCKER.'

UNTIL YOUR ILLITERATE

CUNT FUCKING MOUTH

GOT INVOLVED.

NOW ALL THIS IS...

IS YOU FUCKING 'NI GG A. LOVER!'.."

YES. THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME.

IDIOT CUNT MOUTH.

YOUR MR. 'BIG JOE BULLETS'

OF COURSE...

WELL...

HE THINKS THAT

ALL OF HIS SCENES ARE ALL BRAND NEW.

WELL NO.

SO. OKAY THEN. THE LAST TIME

THAT THE FAKE UPS DELIVERY MAN DELIVERED HERE.

REPEAT: THE TOUGH-GUY FAKE UPS DELIVERY GUY.

"WITH REAL FAKE FUCKING TATTOOS."

YES. HE WENT TO MY NEIGHBOR OF COURSE.

YES. INSTEAD OF GOING

TO MY CORRECT FUCKING ADDRESS.

508 COCHECO COURT.

EVERYONE ON EARTH

HAS SEEN THIS GOD-DAMNED FUCKING ADDRESS NOW.

"NOW JOEY WILL BLAME

ALL KINDS OF OTHER PEOPLE FOR OUR CUNTEDNESS."

NO. I SHALL NOT.

THIS WAS A WATER PUMP FOR MY MERCURY SABLE GS.

SO THAT I COULD SAVE MONEY ON THE PARTS.

YES FOR ME TO HAVE

THE. YOUR. THE TOWN OF D & E & B & E NI GG AS.

UP THE STREET

INSTALL THIS NEW WATER PUMP.

IT WAS THE WRONG WATER PUMP.

THIS NI GG A. WANTS TO PROVE

HOW IMPORTANT

HE LOOKING AT MY VIN CODE IS.

"NI GG A. FAKE DIPIETRO."

DIRTY LOOK. ANGRY ASSHOLE. CHEAP CUNT.

SKINNY HEROIN JUNKIE WITH GLASSES.

YES. TO COVER HIS EXTREMELY ILLEGAL NI GG A. ASS.

ALL OF YOU. MY WOMEN:

"HE PROBABLY HAS A NEW REGISTRATION FOR THIS CAR."

MY CAR. AS SOON AS I AM DEAD.

YES FROM WHAT I HAVE HEARD...

THIS IS MOST SURELY FUCKING CUNT FACED TRUE.

NO. I LIVE HERE ONE EARTH DUDE.

EITHER THIS IS FOR THE CORRECT ENGINE

OR NO THIS IS NOT.

YOU DEAD FUCKING CUNT YOU.

I HAVE ONLY ONE ENGINE IN MY VEHICLE.

"WHAT IS YOUR NI GG A.

FUCKING (FAKE) SARCASTIC CONFUSION AGAIN!?"

Paused.

THIS ENTIRE SCAM.

"JOEY WILL TELL PEOPLE

THAT HIS DELIVERY WAS FUCKED UP."

BOTH. VERY MANY. TOO MANY SO FAR.

NO. I JUST SIT HERE.

I WRITE ABOUT THIS. YES.

I STAY HOME. I DO NOT DRINK.

I WILL SAY "VERY OFTEN..."

IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG TIME.

WHEN I HAVE A REASON TO...

WELL THEN MAYBE I WILL DRINK.

BUT SO ANYWAYS...

I AM DRUG FREE.

I AM EASILY DRUG FREE.

MR. SMARTASS WANTS ME

O U T  THERE BAREFOOT

IN THE PARKING LOT

"LIKE YOU OBNOXIOUS NI GG AS. WOULD DO."

SCREAMING...

"FALSELY" ACCUSING

MY NEIGHBORS OF FUCKING MY LIFE UP.

NO. THIS HAS BEEN

STILL ALL...THE CUNT FACED YOU.

YOU ARE STILL THE CUNT FACE. YES.

I KNOW ALL OF YOUR SCAMS.

TWENTY-FOUR

PUBLISHED BOOKS WORTH SO FAR.

MIMICK HIM

LIKE THE POUTING WHINING LITTLE CUNT

THAT HE ALWAYS IS.

"OH DO YOU NEED JOEY TO DO THINGS!?

OH DO YOU NEED JOEY TO SAY THINGS?"

YOU NASTY LITTLE FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU.

OH OH OH

YOUR WIFEY

LOVE TO DO IT

FOR HER SPAGHETTIOS.

OH OH OH ITS PURE MAGIC...

YOUR DIRTY FEET LITTTLE WIFEY HOE

GONNA GET TO DO IT FOR HER SPAGHETTIOS.

OH OH OH ITS TRAILER TRASH MAGIC...

OH GIRL and YOU NOW...

HARD TO BELIEVE

THAT I JUST LET THAT .89 CENTS GO.

OH OH OH ITS TRAGIC...

YOUR STUPID LITTLE TRAILER TRASH LIFE...

OH OH OH ITS MAGIC...

OPENING YOUR SPAGHETTIOS

WITH A STOLEN DOLLAR STORE KNIFE...

OH OH OH OH...

To Be Continued.

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