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My Mother "MA." Died Again This Week. Enjoy Your Witness Protection Hoe.

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  • Author: Vincent Joseph Allen
  • Author: Edward Joseph Ellis
  • Author: Joseph Anthony Alizio Jr.
  • Status: Public
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14. My Mother "MA." Died Again This Week.

Enjoy Your Witness Protection Hoe.

Five 1/2 Long Years I Have Been Alone.

American: 25.67

8.5" x 11"

Black & White on White paper

626 pages

ISBN-13:      978-1494790424 (CreateSpace-Assigned)

ISBN-10:            1494790424

BISAC: Biography & Autobiography / General

AMAZON ASIN: B00HI1GL9I

WHY IS PEANUT BUTTER SO EXPENSIVE?

BECAUSE GEORGEY W. BUSH IS SO ILLITERATE.

DO NOT MAKE ME EXPLAIN

THIS REAL LIFE CIVIL WARS JOKE TO YOU.

WELL WHAT SIZE

WAS YOUR WIFEY HOE'S VAGINA

STRETCHED O U T . TO LAST NIGHT?

"CRAZY JOE'S WILD 7.1 INCHES NI GG AAAAA!"

Paused.

THESE CONDOMS

ARE TOO FUCKING TIGHT BITCH.

"COME ON JOEY...

I DO NOT CARE REMEMBER!?

THREE CHILDREN ALREADY.

ONE LAZY ASSHOLE AT HOME..."

THREE OF YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN

AS IT TURNS O U T . JOEY!

HOW DID YOU EVEN

DO THIS TO ME SWEETY!?

"SHUT UP BITCH.

 YOU LOVE ME TOO MUCH."

WE WERE YOUNG WE WERE WILD and WE WERE FREE.

and SEVERAL HEFTY DOSES OF

MY REAL ST. JOSEPHS "MA FUCKEN" MAGIC BITCH.

BEFORE SHE KNEW

THAT BILL DID NOT HAVE A PENIS...

WELL I FUCKING KNEW.

DO ANY OF YOU GET THIS ALL YET?

THESE TWO ARE FAKE MARRIED EVEN.

15...20 YEARS.

WITH NO SEX

THE YEARS

JUST DO NOT MATTER.

WELL ALL

OF THE WOMEN CHEAT.

MY LESA: "YOU CAN MARK THIS

ON YOUR CALENDER SISTER"

EVERY SINGLE WOMAN ON EARTH

HAS YES! CHEATED.

WITH ME.

"YES I AM LAURIE'S SWEET CUTE JOEY."

MINUS BEING WITH ME.

TRUTH. PROVEN

WITH MOST SURELY TRUSTED RESULTS.

YOU ALL TOOK THE TEST.

NO. BUT WE DID HAVE OUR TOP SECRET WAYS.

YES.

"YOU ALL TESTED

AS CHEATING WITH JOSEPH.

 NO MATTER WHAT HIS NAME WAS."

I GUESS AN EXTRA BONUS

WAS THE ERIN MURPHY TEST.

"YES. I CHEATED ON CHUCK WITH JOEY.

 I ALWAYS WILL LIE IF I HAVE TO."

I WANTED TO...

BUT SOME NI GG A. GOT INTO MY HEAD...

JOEY KNEW THIS...

WE JUST CONTINUED ON.

"I WILL FUCKING LIE.

THIS IS ERIN MURPHY!"

ERIN...

YOU ARE MOST SUPPOSED TO LIE.

"FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY WITH THIS LOSER"

WHEN YOU LEAVE THE NI GG A...

OH HE WILL FIGURE IT O U T .

ME. I WAS UNABLE TO SAY EVEN A WORD.

MY CRAZY LITTLE REDHEAD AT HOME...

IF YOU CARE TO REMEMBER FOR YOURSELF.

ME. I WAS UNABLE TO SAY EVEN A WORD.

 MY CRAZY LITTLE REDHEAD AT HOME...

"WHERE IS SHE NOW? OH FUCK!"

 IF YOU CARE TO REMEMBER FOR YOURSELF.

I HAD MY COCAINE ON ME.

"I SELL FUCKING COCAINE ERIN!"

I THINK YOU SAID YES...

YOU WOULD DO SOME WITH ME...

and WITH DINA HOE.

SOME PARTS I DO NOT REMEMBER.

"SOMETHING WENT LOUD OUTSIDE"

SAID DINA.

THIS WAS VERY STRESSFUL FOR ME. YES.

"YES. I DO LOVE SHANNON..."

THESE MEN. THESE JEALOUS ENEMIES.

WELL NOW I DO REALIZE

THAT THEY STALK ME WHEREVER I GO

MINUS ANY COCAINE.

SO NOW I THINK MUCH LESS OF THEM.

BUT...BACK THEN...

I WAS BEING CAREFUL WITH MYSELF.

"MORE THAN A HALF AN OUNCE IN MY POCKET."

FOR FUN. YES.

and FOR SELLING TOO. LOL.

"FUCK THEM.

THEY PROBABLY HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE.

NO THEY ARE MY REGULAR STALKERS IS ALLS"

I WOULD SAY NOW BACK TO THEN.

YES. YOU NEVER

HAVE A REAL REASON

FOR ANYTHING

THAT YOU EVER FUCKING DO.

"I GO OUTSIDE...

I START CRACKING NI GG AS. O U T .

PLYMOUTH MASS. STYLES G."

MAYBE THAT IS WHAT I JUST DID

MY CUTE LITTLE ERIN HOE.

THAT WOULD BE WHY DINA

WAS IN THE TRUCK...READY.

BUT I AM UNABLE

TO SAY MORE TO HER RIGHT NOW.

"SHE HAS A CUNT FAKE MAN PROBLEM TOO."

HER WHITE TRUCK. YES.

FUNNY. SHE HAS NO CLUE.

I AM HER EX. HER MAN.

FROM BOSTON MASSACHUSETTS.

COVERED UP.

TO THIS AREA NOW.

"QUINCY!!!!"

"MY EX HUSBAND WAS A HUGE COCAINE DEALER.

Shhhh...

HE FUCKING KILLS PEOPLE."

 

YES. I SURE AS FUCK DO

MY DINA HOE.

THERE IS NO WAY THE SHE COULD HAVE KNOWN.

MY REASONS ARE HER REAL FAMILY.

I TOLD YOU THIS ALL BEFORE.

SHE ISNT OF MY COUSIN DINA FROM BOSTON.

NO. SHE IS OF

A WOMAN NAMED

"COUSIN SISTER MOTHER NELLIE"

YES. NELLEY IS HER FUCKING NAME.

REAL LAST NAME: B. RADFORD.

"LOOK AT HER. TELL ME WHO YOU SEE HERE!?"

SHE IS DEFINATELY

A FUCKING B. RADFORD WOMAN.

ENGLISH. DINA YOU ARE ENGLISH.

"ENGLISH ITALIAN"

YES.

SHE SAYS "ENGLISH ITALIAN THEN!"

I ALWAYS DO LAUGH.

I BLOCKED "SICILIAN" FROM HER.

"SHE GETS FUCKING CRAZY WITH HER TEMPER"

THIS IS MY REAL

ST. JOSEPHS "MA FUCKEN" MAGIC.

CON TA DINA = CRUSHED TOMATOES BRAND.

SO I JOKE AROUND

and I SAY "YES. CUNT OF DINA."

BUT REALLY.

NI GG A. GEORGEY W. BUSH

WAS RUNNING HIS MOUTH

ABOUT HER HUSBAND BEING AN EX CON.

'THEY WERE VERY JEALOUS

OF MY SECRET HUSBAND.

THEY HAD TO HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING ME. YES."

MIND CONTROL.

ONE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT

SATELLITE SURVEILLANCE SYSTEM.

TA DINA. TA DA! = "THE CONTROLLING B. RADFORDS"

GEORGEY BUSH'S JEALOUSY.

"THEY THINK THAT THEY CELEBRATE!?

WELL WE WILL KILL THE BOTH!"

TODAI = YOU NI GG A. ILLITERATES.

MY ONE TYPO ONE TIME.

"HEY TODAI!" BOOM. I SLAM YOU GOOD.

YES...

MY NELLIE WAS BEING HARASSED BADLY...

MR. KING HEROIN JEAOUSY 'BIG JOE BULLETS'

OFFERING ALL OF HIS HECKLES IN. AS USUAL.

A CONVICT LITERALLY!?

WELL

YES. IN 1998 MAYBE. YOU CUNT YOU.

"BUT THIS ALL STARTED BEFORE THE 1970'S EVEN."

YES. THIS WAS LONG BEFORE 1998.

HENCE: "GEORGEY CUNT BUSH."

THIS IS YOUR FUCKING NAME DUDE.

To Be Continued.

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