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For 7,500 I'll Pretty Much Rip Your Phucking Head Off.

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  • Author: Joseph Anthony Alizio Jr.
  • Author: Edward Joseph Ellis
  • Author: Vincent Joseph Allen
  • Status: Public
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26. For ,500

I'll Pretty Much Rip Your Phucking Head Off.

No. You Don't Wanna Auto Deal Play With Me.

AMERICAN: 25.67

8.5" x 11" (21.59 x 27.94 cm)

Black & White on White paper

578 pages

ASIN: B00MF2OL38

ISBN-13: 978-1500736019 (CreateSpace-Assigned)

ISBN-10: 1500736015

BISAC: Biography & Autobiography / General

Paused.

So Okay Then.

I JUST GOT ANOTHER

AUTO CAR DEALERSHIP PHONE CALL.

"I NEVER SAID THAT I WAS READY TO BUY."

A DEATH THREAT

ON MY YOUNG SELF AS WELL.

NO COMMENT FURTHER HERE.

I GOT YOUR HINT.

I ALREADY LIVED THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD...

YOU IGNORANT FUCKING CUNTS YOU.

AS THOUGH I AM SITTING HERE

WITH LITTLE JOEY ALIZIO (JR)

FROM 1969 OR SOMETHING.

YOU STUPID ARROGANT

LITTLE JUNKIE NI GG AS. YOU.

LEARN HOW TO READ CUNT.

SO YES...

WHY WOULD ANY

OF "MY FUCKING WRITING"

BE GOOD

FOR ANY ENEMY OF MINE!?

NO THIS WOULD NOT.

NO RANDY. YOU ARE NOT A HELLS ANGEL.

RANDY = EVERY ONE OF YOU HEROIN JUNKIE LOSERS.

YOU WISH TO PLAY PRETEND WORLD

WITH YOUR HEROIN JUNKIE SELVES...

WELL THEN YOU DO SO...

"STRAIGHT FROM

THE FUCKING BONFIRE THEN NI GG A!"

Paused.

TITLE: I HAVE BEEN HERE

FOR SIX LONG FUCKING YEARS NOW.

CRYSTAL METHAMPHETAIMNE.

"THIS WOULD BE DOWN TO THREE WEEKS NOW."

YES. FROM ONE MONTH.

ATTACKED. THAT IS ALL

THAT I HAVE GOTTEN HERE SO FAR.

SO OH WOW!

THAT IS A GREAT IDEA

FOR THE LITTLE ONES...

"YES PIZZA SOUNDS GREAT!

I AM SIX YEARS OLD AFTER-ALL!"

YOU FUCKING SMARTASSES.

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE TO KILL ME...

AS A CHILD...

NOW THAT I AM 47 YEARS FUCKING OLD?

HEROIN JUNKIE. THAT IS HOW.

YES. YOU JUST LIVE YOUR JUNKIE LIVES...

and PLAY PRETEND WORLD

WITH EVERYONE ELSES LIVES.

HEROIN FUCKING JUNKIES. YOU.

Paused.

"Oh Goodie Goodie! Tell Big Daddy Joseph

That Oh Yes!

You Are The Heroin Junkie Trying To KIll Him!"

THIS IS THE BEST PART...

NO. I JUST CANNOT WAIT.

ME: "OKAY SO YOU ARE TELLING ME

THAT YOU ARE MY JUNKIE ENEMY

WHO HAS

NEVER STOPPED TRYING TO MURDER ME!?"

WELL OKAY PERFECT THEN.

CHECK YOURSELF IN THEN CUNT.

YES YOU ARE A FUCKING STUPID CUNT.

Paused.

ONE MAN LEFT ON EARTH.

WHAT ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT?

BIRTH CONTROL?

OH YEAH. YOU HAVE TO PLAY

THIS LIKE

"EVERYTHING IS OH JUST SO REAL STILL."

THIS IS SO FUCKING SAD RIDICULOUS.

EVERYONE HAS SINCE FUCKING DIED.

YOU JUST SIT THERE LIKE A FUCKING FAYYGOTT

WITH YOUR FEW LEFT SELVES.

Paused.

Mercedes Ashley Is Mixed Raced.

OH OKAY THEN.

I THOUGHT THAT "SHE" WAS A FUCKING MAN.

FIX IT.

FIX YOUR

NASTY GOVERNMENT MEDIA MAGIC.

Paused.

OKAY. MR. 'BIG JOE BULLETS'

JUST SAID THIS...

"NOTHING. I AM DOING NOTHING.

I AM SITTING AROUND

WAITING FOR JOEY'S CAFFEINE HEART ATTACK."

SO OKAY. I JUST FIGURED THIS O U T . FURTHER MYSELF.

MY COFFEE COOKIES N' CREAM ICE CREAM

THAT I JUST BOUGHT THE OTHER DAY.

COFFEE = CAFFEINE THOUGHTS.

COFFEE ICE CREAM = NO CAFFEINE.

YOU IGNORANT NI GG AS. YOU.

IS THIS THE "PRETEND THAT I AM A DIABETIC"

SCAM ONCE AGAIN?

NO I AM NOT A FUCKING DIABETIC...

YOU NI GG AS. YOU.

YES WITH WHIPPED CREAM TOO.

I JUST SET A BOWL UP FOR MYSELF RIGHT NOW.

"HEY NI GG A. OH JUST GREAT TECHNOLOGY

THAT YOU HAVE THERE DUDE."

HEY CUNT. SPEED UP THE FUCKING PACE.

Paused.

"Okay So When

Do I Get To Have My Caffeine Heart Attack?"

OKAY. SO I ATE ALL OF MY BIG BOWL

OF MY

COOKIES WITH CREAM COFFEE ICED CREAM.

NOW SHOULD I WAIT FOR DING DONG

TO SEND IN A FAKE AMBULANCE

WITH FIRE TRUCK AGAIN?

"OH GREAT! OH LOOK!

ITS HIP-HOP RAPPING

WRESTLING RANDY PARAMEDIC!"

PLAY SOME MUSIC and DANCE AROUND A LITTLE.

WATCH O U T . FOR ONE COMING UP

VERY SOON HERE HOE S.

OH YEAHS!

I DO KNOW THIS SMARTASS...

THESE SMARTASSES...

FUCKING RETARDS VERY WELL INDEED.

OKAY MR. BIG SHOT...

YOU CAN GO ON

and

SET MY HEART ATTACK OFF NOW!

OH MR. BIG FUCKING SHOTS YOU.

Paused.

WORLD CUP.

ONE GEORGEY W. BUSH

HEROIN DRINK AT A TIME.

THIS WAS NO SOCCER TOWN

THIS WEEK...

OR LAST WEEK EITHER NOW.

ME. I JUST SIT HERE DRUG FREE...

WAITING FOR THE

HILL-BILLY NI GG AS. TO FIGURE IT ALL O U T .

FUCK YOU

and FUCK YOUR: "WORLD JUNKIE CUP USA."

Paused.

COUPLES WHO CANNOT HAVE CHILDREN.

1. CHUCKIE IS GAY.

2. CHUCKIE HATES CHILDREN.

DUE TO JEALOUSY TROUBLES.

3. STUPID BITCH GOES TO GEORGEY W. BUSH DOCTOR.

HE SCARES HER INTO SECRET CANCER.

4. THERE IS NO CANCER JUST GAY CHUCKIE.

5. CHUCKIE and HIS LITTLE ACCIDENT.

THE MAN HAS NO FUCKING PENIS.

OF COURSE YOU ARE NOT LOOKING HAVE CHILDREN...

STUPID GIRL...STUPID GIRL...STUPID GIRL...

GARBAGE.

YES. GARBAGE. STUPID GIRL.

BITCH.

YOU ARE THAT STUPID GIRL.

RE: YOUTUBE VIDEO BY GRABAGE: STUPID GIRL.

Paused.

BUT WELL NO.

YOU FUCKED UP AGAIN ERIN...

BECAUSE HOLD UP BITCH!

THIS REAL JEALOUSY

SHITTE OF YOURS ISNT OVER!

"HOLD UP CUNT! THIS SHITTE AINT OVER!"

RUN UP OVER YOUR FACE

IN MY BRAND NEW

"HOLLYWOOD OUTLAWS O U T . OF TOWN."

ALL SNOW PEARL PLATNUM WHITE RANGE ROVER.

YOU STUPID

STUPID FUCKING STUPID FUCKING GIRL.

YOU STUPID FUCKING GIRL YOU.

BREAK YOU BITCH. NI GG A. I WILL BREAK YOU BITCH.

To Be Continued.

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