26. For ,500
I'll Pretty Much Rip Your Phucking Head Off.
No. You Don't Wanna Auto Deal Play With Me.
AMERICAN: 25.67
8.5" x 11" (21.59 x 27.94 cm)
Black & White on White paper
578 pages
ASIN: B00MF2OL38
ISBN-13: 978-1500736019 (CreateSpace-Assigned)
ISBN-10: 1500736015
BISAC: Biography & Autobiography / General
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So Okay Then.
I JUST GOT ANOTHER
AUTO CAR DEALERSHIP PHONE CALL.
"I NEVER SAID THAT I WAS READY TO BUY."
A DEATH THREAT
ON MY YOUNG SELF AS WELL.
NO COMMENT FURTHER HERE.
I GOT YOUR HINT.
I ALREADY LIVED THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD...
YOU IGNORANT FUCKING CUNTS YOU.
AS THOUGH I AM SITTING HERE
WITH LITTLE JOEY ALIZIO (JR)
FROM 1969 OR SOMETHING.
YOU STUPID ARROGANT
LITTLE JUNKIE NI GG AS. YOU.
LEARN HOW TO READ CUNT.
SO YES...
WHY WOULD ANY
OF "MY FUCKING WRITING"
BE GOOD
FOR ANY ENEMY OF MINE!
NO THIS WOULD NOT.
NO RANDY. YOU ARE NOT A HELLS ANGEL.
RANDY = EVERY ONE OF YOU HEROIN JUNKIE LOSERS.
YOU WISH TO PLAY PRETEND WORLD
WITH YOUR HEROIN JUNKIE SELVES...
WELL THEN YOU DO SO...
"STRAIGHT FROM
THE FUCKING BONFIRE THEN NI GG A!"
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TITLE: I HAVE BEEN HERE
FOR SIX LONG FUCKING YEARS NOW.
CRYSTAL METHAMPHETAIMNE.
"THIS WOULD BE DOWN TO THREE WEEKS NOW."
YES. FROM ONE MONTH.
ATTACKED. THAT IS ALL
THAT I HAVE GOTTEN HERE SO FAR.
SO OH WOW!
THAT IS A GREAT IDEA
FOR THE LITTLE ONES...
"YES PIZZA SOUNDS GREAT!
I AM SIX YEARS OLD AFTER-ALL!"
YOU FUCKING SMARTASSES.
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE TO KILL ME...
AS A CHILD...
NOW THAT I AM 47 YEARS FUCKING OLD
HEROIN JUNKIE. THAT IS HOW.
YES. YOU JUST LIVE YOUR JUNKIE LIVES...
and PLAY PRETEND WORLD
WITH EVERYONE ELSES LIVES.
HEROIN FUCKING JUNKIES. YOU.
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"Oh Goodie Goodie! Tell Big Daddy Joseph
That Oh Yes!
You Are The Heroin Junkie Trying To KIll Him!"
THIS IS THE BEST PART...
NO. I JUST CANNOT WAIT.
ME: "OKAY SO YOU ARE TELLING ME
THAT YOU ARE MY JUNKIE ENEMY
WHO HAS
NEVER STOPPED TRYING TO MURDER ME!"
WELL OKAY PERFECT THEN.
CHECK YOURSELF IN THEN CUNT.
YES YOU ARE A FUCKING STUPID CUNT.
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ONE MAN LEFT ON EARTH.
WHAT ARE YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT
BIRTH CONTROL
OH YEAH. YOU HAVE TO PLAY
THIS LIKE
"EVERYTHING IS OH JUST SO REAL STILL."
THIS IS SO FUCKING SAD RIDICULOUS.
EVERYONE HAS SINCE FUCKING DIED.
YOU JUST SIT THERE LIKE A FUCKING FAYYGOTT
WITH YOUR FEW LEFT SELVES.
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Mercedes Ashley Is Mixed Raced.
OH OKAY THEN.
I THOUGHT THAT "SHE" WAS A FUCKING MAN.
FIX IT.
FIX YOUR
NASTY GOVERNMENT MEDIA MAGIC.
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OKAY. MR. 'BIG JOE BULLETS'
JUST SAID THIS...
"NOTHING. I AM DOING NOTHING.
I AM SITTING AROUND
WAITING FOR JOEY'S CAFFEINE HEART ATTACK."
SO OKAY. I JUST FIGURED THIS O U T . FURTHER MYSELF.
MY COFFEE COOKIES N' CREAM ICE CREAM
THAT I JUST BOUGHT THE OTHER DAY.
COFFEE = CAFFEINE THOUGHTS.
COFFEE ICE CREAM = NO CAFFEINE.
YOU IGNORANT NI GG AS. YOU.
IS THIS THE "PRETEND THAT I AM A DIABETIC"
SCAM ONCE AGAIN
NO I AM NOT A FUCKING DIABETIC...
YOU NI GG AS. YOU.
YES WITH WHIPPED CREAM TOO.
I JUST SET A BOWL UP FOR MYSELF RIGHT NOW.
"HEY NI GG A. OH JUST GREAT TECHNOLOGY
THAT YOU HAVE THERE DUDE."
HEY CUNT. SPEED UP THE FUCKING PACE.
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"Okay So When
Do I Get To Have My Caffeine Heart Attack"
OKAY. SO I ATE ALL OF MY BIG BOWL
OF MY
COOKIES WITH CREAM COFFEE ICED CREAM.
NOW SHOULD I WAIT FOR DING DONG
TO SEND IN A FAKE AMBULANCE
WITH FIRE TRUCK AGAIN
"OH GREAT! OH LOOK!
ITS HIP-HOP RAPPING
WRESTLING RANDY PARAMEDIC!"
PLAY SOME MUSIC and DANCE AROUND A LITTLE.
WATCH O U T . FOR ONE COMING UP
VERY SOON HERE HOE S.
OH YEAHS!
I DO KNOW THIS SMARTASS...
THESE SMARTASSES...
FUCKING RETARDS VERY WELL INDEED.
OKAY MR. BIG SHOT...
YOU CAN GO ON
and
SET MY HEART ATTACK OFF NOW!
OH MR. BIG FUCKING SHOTS YOU.
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WORLD CUP.
ONE GEORGEY W. BUSH
HEROIN DRINK AT A TIME.
THIS WAS NO SOCCER TOWN
THIS WEEK...
OR LAST WEEK EITHER NOW.
ME. I JUST SIT HERE DRUG FREE...
WAITING FOR THE
HILL-BILLY NI GG AS. TO FIGURE IT ALL O U T .
FUCK YOU
and FUCK YOUR: "WORLD JUNKIE CUP USA."
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COUPLES WHO CANNOT HAVE CHILDREN.
1. CHUCKIE IS GAY.
2. CHUCKIE HATES CHILDREN.
DUE TO JEALOUSY TROUBLES.
3. STUPID BITCH GOES TO GEORGEY W. BUSH DOCTOR.
HE SCARES HER INTO SECRET CANCER.
4. THERE IS NO CANCER JUST GAY CHUCKIE.
5. CHUCKIE and HIS LITTLE ACCIDENT.
THE MAN HAS NO FUCKING PENIS.
OF COURSE YOU ARE NOT LOOKING HAVE CHILDREN...
STUPID GIRL...STUPID GIRL...STUPID GIRL...
GARBAGE.
YES. GARBAGE. STUPID GIRL.
BITCH.
YOU ARE THAT STUPID GIRL.
RE: YOUTUBE VIDEO BY GRABAGE: STUPID GIRL.
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BUT WELL NO.
YOU FUCKED UP AGAIN ERIN...
BECAUSE HOLD UP BITCH!
THIS REAL JEALOUSY
SHITTE OF YOURS ISNT OVER!
"HOLD UP CUNT! THIS SHITTE AINT OVER!"
RUN UP OVER YOUR FACE
IN MY BRAND NEW
"HOLLYWOOD OUTLAWS O U T . OF TOWN."
ALL SNOW PEARL PLATNUM WHITE RANGE ROVER.
YOU STUPID
STUPID FUCKING STUPID FUCKING GIRL.
YOU STUPID FUCKING GIRL YOU.
BREAK YOU BITCH. NI GG A. I WILL BREAK YOU BITCH.
To Be Continued.