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Chasing Mr. Bigg Daddy Joseph Around. All Day Long. That Is What These People Do.

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  • Author: Joseph Anthony Alizio Jr.
  • Author: Edward Joseph Ellis
  • Author: Vincent Joseph Allen
  • Status: Public
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29. Chasing Mr. Bigg Daddy Joseph Around.

All Day Long. That Is What These People Do.

620 Pages.

Joseph Anthony Alizio Jr. (Createspace Publishing)

American: 25.67

8.5" x 11" (21.59 x 27.94 cm)

Black & White on White paper

ASIN: B00MXSLHE0

ISBN-13: 978-1500911010 (CreateSpace-Assigned)

ISBN-10: 1500911011

Paused.

YES. IT IS HOT HERE.

SO EVERYONE

WILL HAVE TO TELL ME HOW HOT IT IS.

"COVERT NI GG A. SQUACK"

WE CALL THIS.

MR. 'BIG JOE BULLETS' HAS IDEAS.

YES. MAYBE I COULD MOVE

BACK UP TO PORTLAND MAINE

WITH MY 1983 WRITING.

SO HE CAN TAKE MY LIFE AGAIN.

ME: "OKAY. COOL.

I CAN STILL

FUCK MY MARY CRAWFORD

IN HER AGGRAVATING ASS HOLE...

EVERY SINGLE TIME

YOU RUN YOUR

LITTLE FAYYGOTT MOUTHS TO ME!"

FIGURE O U T . WHO FUCKS ALL OF THE WOMEN.

ONE IDIOT MOUTH:

"I REALLY FUCKING

HATE PEOPLE WHO CAN READ and WRITE!"

GENIUS.

SHEER HEROIN JUNKIE GENIUS ENERGY

COMING FROM YOUR TEAM.

"YES. OKAY OKAY OKAY.

I DO REMEMBER

ONE TIME THAT I SLEPT WITH JOE"

BITCH. 100 TIMES

BEFORE I LET YOU

HAVE VAAAGINAL AGAIN.

Paused.

CAMERON DIAZ.

SHE IS MY FAVORITOS!

"BUY ME JUST ONE CAMARO.

I WILL HAVE

YOUR THREE CHILDREN THEN JOEY."

PLEASE TURN THE LIGHTS OFF...

and THE "CAMERONES" TOO JOEY!

9:35 AM.

TUESDAY JULY 1 - 2014.

SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE.

OKAY. I AM STILL TRYING

TO FIGURE THIS ONE O U T . FOR YOU.

YOUR MEN HAVE NO PENISES.

SO STAY AWAY FROM THEIR

PISS BOTTLES WITH CATHETERS.

DO NOT TOUCH THESE HEROIN JUNKIES.

>>> DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME YET?

HOW COULD GEORGEY BUSH

TELL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU.

TO STAY AWAY FROM ME...

UNLESS...

YOU ALL ...

MY WOMEN...ALREADY KNEW ME SEXUALLY!?

YES. THIS IS A BIG FUCKING SCAM ALRIGHT.

NI GG A. JUNKIE. NON-NARCOTIC HEROIN.

HORRIBLE COMPLEXION FACES. NASTY BODIES.

FACE MASKS. BODY SUITS. HEIGHT LIFTS.

SCAM. JUNKIE. SCAM. DISEASED.

THIS HAS NOTHING

TO DO WITH ME BITCH.

CUNT. SLUT. WHORE. HOE.

Paused.

I SAIDDDDDDDDDD...

"GET INTO CHARACTER

YOU LITTLE FUCKING FAYYGOTT YOU!"

"Yes. Get Right Up On Joseph's Penis Honey.

Because You Know That I Do Not Have One."

Ten Minutes Later.

Georgey Bush Arrives...

"This Man Is Our Lifelong Target Junior."

Idiot Randy Retard Who Attacked Me.

"Oh Gee. Oh Wow Oops. So Sorry Pops."

My Susan Hoe: "He Loved Joe Just Ten Minutes Ago"

GALLOP POLE.

1. THIS IS GEORGEY BUSH'S

SPELLING OF THESE TWO WORDS.

2. GOOGLE SAY WELL NO!

THIS IS SPELT "GALLUP POLL."

3. YES. I DO UNDERSTAND

MY VERY OWN HUMOR HERE CUNTFACE.

GALLUP POLL.

NEED I SAY MORE HERE HOE S!?

GALLO P. = JOEY GALLO.

YES. I AM THE REAL CRAZY JOEY GALLO.

AKA "CRAZY JOE"

GALLOP. = GET ON UP JOEY GALLO'S STICK.

THIS IS FOR MY WOMEN ONLY.

GALLOP = GIDDEY UP! ON MY PENIS HOE.

THIS IS FOR MY WOMEN ONLY.

"GIDDEY UP!" = AN ILLITERATE

HILL-BILLY FAKE COWBOY...

TRYING TO MOVE A HORSE

WHICH HAS ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST IN HIM.

ILLITERACY MEETS COWBOY...

...TRIES TO OPPOSE REAL LIFE HERE.

"WE ARE ALL HILL-BILLY NI GG AS. TO JOSEPH"

Paused.

HEY WEREN'T YOU

WALKING THROUGH MY NEIGHBORHOOD

WITH A POODLE JUST YESTERDAY?

OKAY WELL NICE...

NOW YOU ARE MY NEW MAILMAN.

MY REAL US GOVERNMENT MAILMAN USPS.

WOOO HOOOOOO!

"TING TONGS REVENGE PACKAGE!"

NO. NO ONE ON EARTH

CAN FIGURE O U T .

WHY YOU NEED REVENGE ON A MAN

MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS

DEALING WITH BEING ON SOCIAL SECURITY

FOR MORE THAN TEN YEARS NOW.

OH YES. THERE IS ONE REASON STILL...

"YOU FUCKING HEROIN JUNKIE."

Paused.

THIS BOOK THAT I AM WRITING RIGHT NOW!?

TRY LIKE...

MY PUBLISHED BOOK NUMBER 35 OR 36.

YES. KEEP ON WAITING

YOU LITTLE FUCKING H.0.M.O.S. YOU.

Paused.

Yes. Go Do Your Heroin...

and I Will Be

Forced To Restart My Computer.

"Georgey Needs A Time Out For A Minute."

Lunch Time Satellite Junkie Blues.

I WROTE ABOUT THIS. YES.

MY MAIL WAS NOT JUST OPENED UP.

NO.

MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT TO MYSELF...

MY BRAND NEW! COOL NAME HEADPHONES...

WERE OPENED UP.

HEADPHONES BY SKULL CANDY.

>>> SKULLCANDY IS ONE WORD.

NO. THIS IS NOT MY DRUG REFERENCE.

NO. THIS IS NOT MY FUCKING COMPANY.

I WRITE.

YES. I DO WRITE THOUGH.

MY BRAND NEW!

FUCKING SKULL CANDY HEADPHONES...

YES. THEY WERE FUCKING REPLACED

BY A LOCAL STORE...

"DICKS (FUCKING) SPORTING GOODS"

GUESS WHAT CUNT.

I ORDERED THESE HEADPHONES

FROM THE FACTORY IN SEATTLE.

YES. CUNT. I WOULD LIKE TO SEE

ALL OF YOUR PAPERWORK...

ON ALL OF YOUR

"NOT MINE"

DRUG FUCKING CLAIMS.

YOU FOUND COCAINE OH DID YOU?

NO CUNT. YOU FOUND HEADPHONES.

"THESE WERE FACTORY ORDERED."

I DO NOT HAVE ANY COCAINE YOU CUNT YOU.

YOU NI GG A. MOUTHED FUCKING CUNT YOU.

I WRITE.

YOU FUCKING CUNT YOU.

and STILL NO JUSTICE

FOR JOSEPH ANTHONY ALIZIO JR.

"JOSEPH IS ON SOCIAL SECURITY"

YOU HEROIN JUNKIE

FUCKING CUNTS YOU.

Yes. Go Do Your Heroin...

and I Will Be

Forced To Restart My Computer.

"Georgey Needs A Time Out For A Minute."

Lunch Time Satellite Junkie Blues.

Paused.

ME: "GREAT COOL. PERFECT ANSWER. THANK YOU."

SO YES.

INCIDENTALLY.

WHEN YOUR CAPS BUTTONS SWITCH ON YOU.

ctrl+shift+caps.

If it doesnt work,

try ctrl+shift+caps and hold down the caps.

GEORGEY W. BUSH SAYS THIS:

"MAKE JOSEPH RESTART HIS COMPUTER...

SO I CAN GET TO

MY AFTERNOOON

HEROIN DRINKEY DRINKEYS."

NO. I HAVE NOT

JUST RESTARTED MY COMPUTER.

YES. I DID JUST SEE YOU COME IN...

"WITH MY PSYCHIC ABILITIES ONLY"

ALL READY TO BE LEFT ALONE TO YOURSELF.

>>> YOU FUCKING LOSER YOU.

RE: MY CAPS LOCK IS REVERSED.

HOW DO I SWITCH BACK TO NORMAL?

To Be Continued.

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