Get your fat face in about this belter of a book. You'll love it but if you don't it's your own time and money you've wasted, not my fault you're a clown.
Mark Ure tells the story of his surreal life. Born in to the hands of the Mafia he went on to work for the BNP, enter a talent show, get hooked on drugs and go to heaven with Vera Duckworth and Gandhi.¬†
Read it, enjoy it and pass it on to ten of your friends, if you don't I'll be forced to put a curse upon you and the dirty wardrobe monster Mr Glitter will get you!